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UmmBerrto
05-27-2022, 12:37 AM
Just had another Son.

Baby Boy #3

Child #5

8lbs +

Biggest of the Bunch.

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

cdcox
05-27-2022, 01:33 AM
Hey, congrats.

UmmBerrto
05-27-2022, 01:46 AM
Hey, congrats.



Thanks, laying on that all to uncomfortable slide out chair couch in the room. Working the night shift, hoping to keep mom and son sleeping through the night.

#Hospitaldad

Kingswood
05-27-2022, 12:19 PM
Just had another Son.

Baby Boy #3

Child #5

8lbs +

Biggest of the Bunch.

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

Congrats on child #5 man. 1 was enough for me lol

Cmcm2297
05-27-2022, 01:13 PM
Just had another Son.

Baby Boy #3

Child #5

8lbs +

Biggest of the Bunch.

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

Congrats dude!

UmmBerrto
05-27-2022, 01:25 PM
Congrats on child #5 man. 1 was enough for me lol


I'm still looking for more.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

UmmBerrto
05-27-2022, 01:26 PM
Congrats dude!


Thank you, Thank you

Kingswood
05-27-2022, 01:45 PM
I'm still looking for more.

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I don't think I could do it lmao. I've got a boy now so I wouldn't mind having a girl too but my max would be 3. You sound like you're trying to have an entire NBA team lol

UmmBerrto
05-27-2022, 05:44 PM
I don't think I could do it lmao. I've got a boy now so I wouldn't mind having a girl too but my max would be 3. You sound like you're trying to have an entire NBA team lol



Well, the way the World works, you get what you need, people who have three kids, get what they need to take care of three kids, people who have twelve kids, get what they need to take care of twelve kids.

For instance, four years ago, I walked into a car dealership because one of my clients suggested it was time. I found out about child #3 a few days later.

Not only did I get a car several thousand under market that day, that same car is now worth twice what it was worth when I bought it, even though I put 70,000 Miles on it.

Now I can sell said car and get a good down payment on the SUV needed to drive around three toddlers

Or, when I wanted to spend time with my newborn Son, I was offered way early retirement and a monthly check that pays all my bills out of nowhere.

Now, my wife doesn't even have to work unless she wants to.

So, we parent as full-time jobs while she continues her education at home.

No daycare, no dump kids with strangers or shady relatives.

No artificial alarm clocks.

Bottom line is, I promise my wife that I would keep making love to her and we will let creation take place on His schedule.





The giver of the gift of life is also the provider of what is truly needed to maintain the gift of life.

~Author Unknown~


Media propaganda got people scared to make love to their spouses, so many people at home in the same house self gratifying alone because of the fear of another pregnancy.

Can't look each other in the eyes, then end up sleeping with strangers just to feel something that appears real.


Sorry did I go to far?

That's what happened in my first marriage, the marriage that gave me my first two children that are in college right now.

Anyway, thanks for the therapy session.
Sometimes just saying things out loud or getting them on paper helps my emotions pass on through without much of a hold up

Kevin
06-02-2022, 06:26 PM
Congratulations! What position are you going to train him for?

I'd suggest long snapper. Long snappers have long careers, they don't take a ton of hits, and they make enough money to be set for life when they retire.

UmmBerrto
06-02-2022, 10:13 PM
Congratulations! What position are you going to train him for?

I'd suggest long snapper. Long snappers have long careers, they don't take a ton of hits, and they make enough money to be set for life when they retire.



lol, That is hilarious, do we know each other?

That is the only position I recommend to people, and the only position I will ever authorize any of my kids to play in football.